Do you want to know what I think of your body?
I think you are beautiful. Period. End of story.
When you get onto the massage table, I'm looking at:~
Are your shoulders symmetrical? If not, is it an anatomical issue or are you crooked on the table?~
Is your face in the face cradle straight? ~
Does your neck need adjusting?~
Do you need bolsters?~
Is one side of your back higher than the other?
I'm thinking about:
Is the room too cold/ too hot?
Is the music too loud/ soft?
Was that an "MMMM that feels great" or "UUUGH too deep"?
QL is tight- I wonder if he/she has a knee issue
OOOOOOH! Goosebumps! excellent!
I hear snoring... YES!!!!!
As you can see-I have multiple things going through my head at any given time. The LAST thing I am doing, is criticizing your body.
Skip into the office (just watch your step)
Throw off your clothes (AFTER I leave the room PLEASE!)
Jump onto the table (BETWEEN THE SHEETS!!)
And prepare for a wonderful session
snoring is not only OK- it's encouraged!